Me and the homies watching the scary video game zombie show:
i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
happy ten years to this post
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“there is nothing more powerful than realizing that your wholeness is not defined by anything but you. people may add onto the beautiful pieces that already exist within you, but nothing they do could ever complete you. the keys to your acceptance have always belonged to you.”
— iambrillyant
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The most murderous state in the country is in my DEEP red state. These people are racist freaks
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I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health
it’s because he didn’t use washi tape
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he is so completely fucked and refuses to realize it lmfao
The FTC gonna fine him billions of dollars holy fucking shit. They could shut the fucking company down. You don’t fuck with the FTC.
Likes to charge reblogs to cast.
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